Monkey Stomp

Yeah, Monkey Man

Monkey-Monkey Man

Motherfucker

Well, I rolled to the zoo, about nine 'o' clock

And I saw a funny monkey playing with his cock

And I thought to myself, "Man, what the fuck? That's just sad"

But that big ass ape must've known what I was thinkin'

'Cause in two damn seconds, his big ass was swingin'

And walkin' over to me, just about mad as hell

Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

"Woah, mister monkey, I don't wanna fight"

"I was just kinda curious about your life"

"'Cause you look pretty lonely sittin' in this zoo"

And then he said, "You better shut your mouth 'fore I hit you with my poo"

"'Cause I promise you, bitch, you ain't got a clue"

Everybody do the monkey stomp

Everybody groove, the monkey stomp

Everybody move, the monkey stomp

Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah

Next thing I know, I was haulin' ass

When those big ol' apes came crawlin' out the grass

Runnin' and then chasin' me all around the exhibit

I was just too slow tryna get away

When these hairy hands grabbed me by my face

And he spoke again, and I could tell he was angry

And then he said, "Listen, little bitch, I'm motherfuckin' Monkey Man"

"I'm the king monkey in this here land"

"And the best thing for you to do is watch yo' mouth"

Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

I stood my ground and I spoke my mind

I wasn't gonna run this time 'cause I'm the king species

And evolution's a fuckin' hoax

Everybody do the monkey stomp

Everybody groove, the monkey stomp

Everybody move, the monkey stomp

Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah

"You're gonna be suckin' on my monkey nuts"

"I'm gonna be fightin' and causin' a fuss"

"You're gonna be wishin' you never did this"

"I'm the king monkey, you're gonna die, bitch"

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

What the fuck? Where am I?

"You've now entered the kingdom of Hell"

"I am the devil, let me tell you a tale about my creation, mister Monkey Man"

"I am kind of evil as you may already know"

"And he is my servant to put on a show"

"I want to take over the world, and teach them all my dance"

"The monkey stomp"

"Are you fuckin' serious? That—, that's what this is all about?"

"Some stupid fuckin' dance? Really?"

"This is not a game, it is my claim to fame"

"My moves are funky fresh, let me put that shit to rest"

"Trust me, bitch, when I tell ya that I'm the best"

"Hehe, yeah, motherfucker"

Everybody do the monkey stomp

Everybody groove, the monkey stomp

Everybody move, the monkey stomp

Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah

Everybody do the monkey stomp

Everybody groove, the monkey stomp

Everybody move, the monkey stomp

Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah