The Finger

Word gets around and 'round here quick

I heard it in the Quik Stop line

Well, Billy told me she was tyin' the knot

While he was ringin' up my Busch Lite

I bought this case to last a couple days

But I might drink 'em all tonight

'Cause my brand-new ex moved on to the next

Guess I just got left behind

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride

I got a cloud of dust in the taillights

He got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back

Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft

He got a "Yes" with a big ol' "I do"

I got them hand grenades and horseshoes

He got the honey, and I got the stinger

She got the ring, and I got the finger, hey

I bet her uncle walks her down the aisle

I bet her brother does some bridesmaids flirtin'

But if they send me a save the date

I ain't gonna be the only one hurtin'

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride

I got a cloud of dust in the taillights

He got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back

Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft

He got a "Yes" with a big ol' "I do"

I got them hand grenades and horseshoes

He got the honey, and I got the stinger

She got the ring, and I got the finger, yeah

Yeah, I got the finger

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride

I got a cloud of dust in the taillights

His best days are comin', mine ain't comin' back

Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft

He got a "Yes" with a big ol' "I do"

I got them hand grenades and horseshoes

He got the honey, and I got the stinger

She got a diamond on the one next to the one I got

When I got the finger, hey

Yeah, she got the ring, and I got the finger