The Finger

Word gets around and 'round here quick I heard it in the Quik Stop line Well, Billy told me she was tyin' the knot While he was ringin' up my Busch Lite I bought this case to last a couple days But I might drink 'em all tonight 'Cause my brand-new ex moved on to the next Guess I just got left behind Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride I got a cloud of dust and the taillights He's got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do" I got them hand grenades and horseshoes He got the honey and I got the stinger She got the ring and I got the finger Hey I bet her uncle walks her down the aisle I bet her brother does some bridesmaids flirtin' But if they send me a save the date I ain't gonna be the only one hurtin' Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride I got a cloud of dust and the taillights He got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do" I got them hand grenades and horseshoes He got the honey and I got the stinger She got the ring and I got the finger Yeah, yeah, I got the finger Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride I got a cloud of dust and the taillights His best days are comin', mine ain't comin' back Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do" I got them hand grenades and horseshoes He got the honey and I got the stinger She got a diamond on the one next to the one I got When I got the finger Hey Yeah, she got the ring and I got the finger