Three Wise Guys

Allow me to present Your Lordship

With a gift

One king to another, oh!

With my king-sized brain

I understand that we cannot show up here empty-handed

Things are given to a king

By other kings

(Like us)

We magi are three wise guys

We'll bring the finest

Herbs our royal wealth can buy

Myrrh is the cure

It's the treatment de jour

To procure some relief from insomnia

With a sprinkle, a dabble

Your nightmares skedaddle

Can even curb megalomania

Sleep through any plight

With just one dose at night

Thanks to myrrh

If you've got an affliction

And money to spend

Myrrh is your new best friend

(Ha! Ha! Oh no, no)

Such a mighty king

Should not be bothered

With the myrrh he brings

There's something stronger

Please, allow us to proceed

Your Majesty

We magi are three wise guys

We bring the best essential oils we can buy

Frankincense is all you need

If you need to decrease

Daily stress or anxiety

And with one application

Reduce inflammation

It's all the rage in Roman therapy

You will be impressed with all the benefits of frankincense

If you've got an affliction and money to spend

Frankincense makes more sense

Gold

Gold is the only thing worthy for royalty

We'll map out a course all together, of course

And then search the whole world land for divinity

We have other mothers, but we've become brothers

While following this ancient prophecy

Melchior, Gaspar

And even Balthazar

Will follow that star

'Cause where there's a King

That needs worshiping

You'll find three wise guys

He'll reign for ever and ever

He will reign forever and ever on high

Over three wise guys!

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