No Way José

Well, it's Friday night

And my friend José is calling me

Saying, Hey, compadre, come on out and play

There's a place right down the street

Where the pretty cowgirls meet

You'd think by now that I would know

What my reply should be

No way, José Cuervo

You're a bad hombre

Amigo

You're out to get me in

Mucho trouble again

No how, no way, José

José, you say I'm handsome

And I'm bulletproof

And every cowgirl wants to dance with me

Still, I oughta turn you down

'Cause every time I turn you up

I end up with an aching head

In traction or in love

Why can't I say, no way, José Cuervo

You're a bad hombre

Amigo

You're out to get me in

Mucho trouble again

No how, no way, José

Buenos días, muchas gracias

Uno más, por favor

You'd think a cat that talks like that

Would learn to say no more

No how, no way, José Cuervo

You're a bad hombre

Amigo

You're out to get me in

Mucho trouble once again

No how, no way, José

No how, no way, José