You Ain't Big

You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama

Don't know who you are, unless you made it in Wichita

Gotta get back to Kansas

Or at least southern North Carolina

You ain't big, unless you're big in Mississippi (Mississippi)

Don't know who you are, unless you made it in Topeka (Topeka)

Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas)

Or at least Southern West (West), Virginia

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo-doo-doo

Oh, oh-oh, ooh

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, oh, hmm-hmm

You ain't big if you're little in Texas (Texas)

Don't know who are who you are, unless you made it in Lawrence, Kansas

Wait a minute, Lawrence, Kansas

Doesn't really matter at all

You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama (Alabama)

Don't know who you are unless you made it in Wichita (Wichita)

Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas)

Except of course back to Lawrence

(You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama)

God forbid, Southern Pennsylvania

(You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama)

God forbid, Eastern California

(You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama)

God forbid, Western, New York State