Stupefied

If I came up to you

And asked you to dance with me

Would you be my partner?

Partner, pa-pa-partner

I'd like to talk to you

But whenever I try to

All that comes out is blah-blah

Blah-blah, blah, blah, blah-blah

You got me stupefied, hey, yo

The minute you walked into the room

The butterflies in my stomach broke out of their cocoons

Normally I got a quick type of witty style

But your pretty smile got me feeling like a little child

Unable to formulate phrases

Unable to remember even what my own name is

Oh yeah, sorry, it's Wax

Around you, I find it hard to relax

You bombard me with maximum levels of attraction

I'm asking myself to maintain composure

Overreacting to the picturesque view I'm seeing

It'd be impossible for me to look at you as just another human being

When it seems you were sown from royal oats

Any male co-workers you have are some spoiled folks

Seein' you every day

Are they hiring, here's my resume, but anyway

If I came up to you

And asked you to dance with me

Would you be my partner?

Partner, pa-pa-partner

You got me stupefied

I'd like to talk to you, yes, I would

But whenever I try to

All that comes out is blah-blah

Blah-blah, blah, blah, blah-blah

You got me stupefied, hey, yo

I've seen pretty women before but this is overkill

Just one look impairs my basic motor skills

Walking like I got two left feet

Lookin' like I'm drunk, but I'm only two becks deep

Simple questions are unanswerable

And the hard truth becomes much less durable

How can I tell you that I'm working at a grocery store?

You've probably dated stock brokers before

You lookin' just like Penelope Cruz

I ought to interrupt your conversation like developing news

I mean, what do I have to hypothetically lose?

Worst case scenario is you yell at me and tell me to move

And I can handle rejection

I just can't handle one step in your direction

But for now I won't disturb you

Maybe after a few shots, I'll get the nerves to

If I came up to you

And asked you to dance with me

Would you be my partner?

Partner, pa-pa-partner

You got me stupefied

I'd like to talk to you

But whenever I try to

All that comes out is blah-blah

Blah-blah, blah, blah, blah-blah

I can see the future when she's all mine

I can see a wedding and kids, the whole nine

I can picture us on a honeymoon, laughing

Walking on the beach, I can hear the waves crashing

I can see the next fifty years in a flash

I can see our grandkids playing in the grass

I think I made a crystal ball out of a pint glass

'Bout to let the opportunity of a life pass

If I came up to you

And asked you to dance with me

Would you be my partner?

Partner, pa-pa-partner

You got me stupefied

I'd like to talk to you

But whenever I try to

All that comes out is blah-blah

Blah-blah, blah, blah, blah-blah

You got me stupefied

If I came up to you

And asked you to dance with me

Would you be my partner?

Partner, pa-pa-partner

Girl, you got me stupefied

I'd like to talk to you

But whenever I try to

All that comes out is blah-blah

Blah-blah, blah, blah, blah-blah

You got me stupefied

Oh, uh-oh, oh, oh, oh