Redneck Rehab

A-folks like us, we couldn't afford

Long vacations at the Betty Ford

Momma says I'm gonna have to tough it out here

Grindin' my teeth and grindin' my gears

I just got five more weeks to go

In redneck rehab, whoa, whoa, whoa

Redneck rehab, locked in a shack

A single wide trailer for a month and a half

Redneck rehab, Momma got mad

I gotta kick speed 'fore Daddy gets back

Well, Hot Shoein' Tom says, "I got your fix

First one's free, here, try some of this"

One bump for work and two to party

The hay's all cut and the colts are started

Up for days in the Georgia pine

Choppin' wood and choppin' lines

Redneck rehab, locked in a shack

A single wide trailer for a month and a half

Redneck rehab, Momma got mad

I gotta kick speed 'fore Daddy gets back

Didn't waste none of my time on liquor

I climbed on a pony a whole lot quicker

Stepped on coke and bathtub crank

Prescription pills and purple drank

Ridin' high till the fun all ended

Now the mare ain't broke and the fence ain't mended

Redneck rehab, locked in a shack

A single wide trailer for a month and a half

Redneck rehab, Momma got mad

Redneck rehab, locked in a shack

A single wide trailer for a month and a half

Redneck rehab, Momma got trashed

Now she gotta kick speed 'fore Daddy gets back, hey