Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Humour
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jack Lyall
Songwriter
Andreas Christodoulidis
Songwriter
Ross Patrizio
Songwriter
Ruairidh Smith
Songwriter
Lewis Doig
Songwriter
Lyrics
Every day the batsman come around,
he tells me to keep it moving.
He bats my lights out, yeah he does,
he hangs me upside down,
I got nowhere to move to.
And I’d rather do it on Wednesday,
I want to do it on Wednesday
like we said we would,
like we said we would,
like we said.
It died right where I left it,
it took an hour I couldn’t spare.
A small crowd gathered to watch me,
and jazz was the soundtrack, yeah.
It lies right where it died, yeah,
it screams in my neck.
I can’t get well, end myself,
I wake up and I’m still there.
I said I’ll be there Wednesday, fuck off.
I said Wednesday, fuck off.
I don’t have time for this today,
we can do it on Wednesday like we
said we would, fuck off.
I can’t think of anything today, fuck off.
Keep the lid on it I said. Yeah.
Keep the fucking lid on it, yeah.
Keep the fucking lid on it.
It died right where I left it,
it took an hour I couldn’t spare.
A small crowd gathered to watch me,
and jazz was the soundtrack, yeah.
It lies right where it died, yeah,
it screams in my neck.
I can’t get well, end myself,
I wake up and I’m still there.
I wake up and I’m still there.
I wake up and I’m still there.
Written by: Andreas Christodoulidis, Jack Lyall, Lewis Doig, Ross Patrizio, Ruairidh Smith