The Wemby Wobble

With the first pick in the 2023 NBA Draft, the San Antonio Spurs select... Victor Wembanyama... from Montours, France!"

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

I put it in the basket then I put it in ya mama

Welcome to France yo welcome to France

My dicks so big that it's busting out my pants

Every time I hear the wobble I get up and dance

I be twerking on the table every time I get the chance

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Blowin up ya toilet I might be the uni-bomba

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Fuckin Doris Burke in her satin pink pajamas

Hoop there it is, hoop hoop there it is

I dunked it in her mouth and then she swallowed all my kids

I'm scorin' 50 points and then I'm scorin' with the rizzz

Victor Wembanyama bitch, best in the bizzzz

Ooh escargot, oh escargot

Tellin' Britney no, tell tellin' Brittney no

She be jumpin' on my back tryna steal my escargot

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Lead you to the promised land call me Barack Obama

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

I'm so glad that they finally killed Osama

Je m'appelle Victor, commen' ca va?

J'adore le basket, j'adore fromage

When I'm on the rim, they be takin' off their bras

To show me those bon bons, OOH LA, LA LA

I be dunkin' on these pussies every time I slam the hoop

This champagne out here bubblin' like a hot French onion soup

I'm out here stealing all this bread and spreading on hot Brie

My dong slips out my shorts and now it's resting on my knee

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

My legs be looking floppy but I ain't a CD-rom-a

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

She rubbing on my back like a petting zoo llama

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Ending your career with a period no comma

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Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

Victor Wembanyama Victor Victor Wembanyama

I put it in the basket then I put it in ya mama

Who needs girth when you got this much length?

Who needs girth when you got this much length?

Who needs girth when you got this much length?

Who needs girth when you got this much length

Victor Wembanyama yama yama

Victor Wembanyama yama yama

Victor Wembanyama yama yama

Victor Wembanyama yama yama