Lovefool

Baby boy, better run from the start

That goblinʼs gonna fracture your heart

Reanimating romance is hard

Youʼre doing it again

She said Iʼm actinʼ like a lovefool

I said “fuck off and take a hike dude”

You think Iʼm smitten, writing haikus?

Well shucks girl, I donʼt even like you

I just came over here to spite you

And think Iʼve even got the right to

Digress, obsess about my I.Q

See, maybe this could be your bye cue

Wack job, donʼt diss me with your homonyms

Back off, donʼt breathe up all my oxygen

Fight back, retort an overhead pun

Eat shit, kick rocks and pull the other one

Iʼd run 500 million miles to

Get outta the feedback loop of deja vu that I do

Shit, maybe that is why I didnʼt graduate from love school

The fool I am

I never wanna be in love again

If I look at someone new

Please make sure I know Iʼm screwed

Happy ever afters fuck up in the end

The fool you are

Extinguish every feeling she once sparked

When that oxytocin hits

Punch yourself square in the tits

Just Remember all the shit she put you through

She said Iʼm actinʼ like a lovefool

Said Iʼm a lovefool

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Said Iʼm a lovefool

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Yo mama said Iʼm a lovefool

She said Iʼm actinʼ like a lovefool