Mr. Hypocrite

If I ever walked in with a cigarette lit in my hand, I'm guilty

If I ever walked out without saying goodbye out loud, you'd kill me

Then ya light up, go and get drunk

Did you you forget to text me?

Highly unlikely

You're wanting me to play nice

The well-behaved wife

While you're drinking all night at the bar

Oh, you say but don't do

There's two sets of rules

Tell me who do you think you are?

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, I think I'm over it

Always an issue with something I do

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, say you're not having it

I think it's pretty rich coming from you

I'm like

"Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, no, you don't have a say in this

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, everything you preach you contradict

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first"

I can't have guy friends, but you say she's just like your sister

I can't wear a tight dress, but you don't seem to mind when it fits her

I don't understand why you're so mad

I just said what you did, huh? I give up

You say I should work out

And care more about

My health while you hotbox your car

Oh, you say but don't do

There's two sets of rules

Tell me who do you think you are?

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, I think I'm over it

Always an issue with something I do

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, say you're not having it

I think it's pretty rich coming from you

I'm like

"Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, no you don't have a say in this

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, everything you preach you contradict

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first" (Hey!)

Hey Mister, Mister, Mister Hypocrite

Hey Mister, Mister, Mister Hypocrite

I'm sick of your shit and your constant contradiction

Oh hey Mister, hey Mister

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, I think I'm over it

Always an issue with something I do

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, say you're not having it

I think it's pretty rich coming from you

I'm like

"Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, no, you don't have a say in this

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first

Hey, Mr. Hypocrite, everything you preach you contradict

I don't care what you think, wanna put myself first"