Neanderthal (feat. Marshall Jefferson)

Once upon a time, back in the day

There were cavemen

Neanderthals

And they didn't have stereos

They didn't have video games

They didn't have TVs

They couldn't even talk

They just grunted

So as you can imagine

Things were pretty borin' back in the day

One day, neanderthal was sittin' by himself

And he saw a female walk by

He thought to himself, "That looks like somethin' fun to do"

So he grunted, "Ung"

That's how house music started

Neanderthals

And they didn't have stereos

They didn't have TVs

They couldn't even talk

They just grunted

Course everybody grunted

So he had to think of somethin' quick

So he grabbed a log

And he started beatin' on it

She thought it sounded kinda cool, so she walked over

And he kept beatin' on it

And it was a success

So he, every day, he would go on and

Beat on his log some more

And he started gettin' more females

Course the boys noticed it

They started grabbin' stuff and beatin' on it too

Started beatin' on branches and trees and

All kinds of stuff

And that's how house music started

That's how house music started

Neanderthals