25 Tequilas

Man

Feelin' it

Well, I walked in the bar with my mind on

I don't know what my mind was on when I walked in the bar

I was goin' for it, and I was goin' hard

Double vision, double fistin', double trouble on a mission

I was messed up

Slurrin' an a stumbling, blurrin' an a blumbling

Tanked like Hank

Gawd dang, I'm a hurtin' today

But you won't hear me complain

Musta had about 25 Tequilas

25 Tequilas

Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'

I damn sure had a good time

Well, I started with the good stuff, ended with the good enough

Wound up getting buck wild

Yeah, shoulda coulda woulda, but I done what I dida

And I put myself in timeout

We was drinkin' in the mornin', 'cause the morning's when you drink

If you're plannin' on drinkin' all day

And I lost count around seven or eight

But all of my friends say

Musta had about 25 Tequilas

25 Tequilas

Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'

I damn sure had a good time

I'm talking about 25 Tequilas

That'll leave you with amnesia

If I tell you one thing that nobody needa

That's 25 tequilas

Riazul, Don Julio, shot of Patron

Hell yeah, let's go

Take one neat, maybe on the rocks

Add a little lime, add a little salt

Musta had about 25 Tequilas

25 Tequilas

Judgin' by the way I'm feelin'

I damn sure had a good time

I'm talking about 25 Tequilas

That'll leave you with amnesia

If I tell you one thing that nobody needa

That's 25 tequilas

Tequila

Tequila

Tequila