If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a bell, I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed goodnight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

And if I were a lamp, I'd light

Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with the quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a gate, I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my springs, oh

And if I were a bell I'd go

Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson, I'm learning

Well, sir, all I can say is

If I were a bridge, I'd be burning

Well, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way you looked

Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack

Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're fondly caressing

Well, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season

I'd surely be spring, yes

And if I were a bell

Say, if I were a bell

If I were a bell, I'd go

Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding