My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) [feat. Our Wounded Courtship]

What the fuck's up?

Oh, I know what you guys are thinking, "This guy seems really angry"

Well, guess what? I'm actually shy

And I know, everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause I run to every class with my rolly bag

Well, joke's on them, that's where I keep my katanas

Alright, let me just tune up real quick

Ha

Okay, I think I'm ready

This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare, AKA I grew up in the United Waste of America, AKA I'm a communist, see me after the show for literature

One, two, one, two, I don't care

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, tonight

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight

Black tears, they stain my broken cheeks, I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night

You abandoned me on the side of the highway, which highway? The highway of life

I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off, on a dark black night, you fucking cursed me

I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha, happy anniversary

My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented

My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is terrible 'cause you don't know what actual fucking pain is

AKA have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider?

And guess what? I jumped off, I fell twenty feet and I broke my fucking foot

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah, tonight, oh, yeah, tonight

Your words are poison, the words that made me die

The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry

The memories are shit and blood mixed into a pie

You said you'd stay, but you lied

My life is the worst life ever, the worst life ever invented

My life is vomit, my life is shit now, my life is horrible, 'cause I guess you fuckin' abandoned me

AKA you moved in with your stepdad in Darien, Connecticut

But you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love

AKA you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts

Oh, yeah