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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Baby Dave
Baby Dave
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Erik Miles
Erik Miles
Songwriter
Isaac Holman
Isaac Holman
Songwriter
Isaac Robertson
Isaac Robertson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Erik Miles
Erik Miles
Producer
Isaac Holman
Isaac Holman
Producer

Lyrics

Yeah, what? What is this?
Middle urinal business
Yeah, what? What is this?
Middle urinal business
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
Like a knight into Camelot he rolled into town
Knowing all too well what was gonna go down
People came from far and wide
They fell to his feet, they laughed, they cried
How he does it is a mystery
Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury
Straight past the soft boys queuing for the cubicle
Straight to the point, straight to the middle urinal
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
Mate, I pee wherever I want, whenever I want, in front of whoever I want. What the fuck, I'm gonna pee right now, watch this. Here, in front of whoever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. What's up dog!
He's not a typical geezer, he's a mythical creature
He's a spiritual leader, a very big fish
Part man, part golden retriever
Pissing up the wall, picking up a call
How he does it is a mystery
Whistling a tune, adding insult to injury
Past the weak boys queuing for the cubicle
Straight to the point, straight to the middle urinal
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
Yeah, what? What is this
Middle urinal business?
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
He's a very very very big fish
So there I was, facing the corner
Counting back from ten, imagining flowing water
Then in he burst, unbelievable swagger
No fucks given, when relieving his bladder
Written by: Erik Miles, Isaac Holman, Isaac Robertson
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