What Do DJs Do?

What the fuck do DJs actually do? Because I don't think they're remixing the song on the spot I think they make it ahead of time So what dials are they pressing? What're the buttons doing? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume — Is it even connected to anything? What the fuck? Is it a volume dial? What the fuck? Is it even connected to anything? Also DJs are dueting me tryna explain What DJs actually do So I guess my next question is like What do footballers do? Do you guys just kick the ball around on the grass? And like are there any rules to the game? Like and... And I don't understand What do you guys actually do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume dial? Is it a volume — Is it even connected to anything? What the fuck? Is it a volume dial? What the fuck? Is it even connected to anything? What the fuck? Is it a volume dial? What the fuck? Is it even connected to anything?