Charlemagne

She got a red dress

Kickin' up pretty heels

She was playin' the money game

Givin' those men a thrill

Spendin' nights in Sin City

Wearin' all the upper class women down

But she did not, no she could not

Change her name to Jezebel

Never once did she try

No, no, no, she couldn't change her name to Jezebel

I got an army

Then I gave them spears

Then I siezed the power

And I went around for a hundred years

I was doin' alright

Taking what I need and what I wanted to

But I did not, and I could not

Change my name to Charlemagne

Never once did I try

No, no, no I didn't change my name to Charlemagne

No way!

Sailin' off past Jupiter

Venus and my skies

Then I'm headin' back for the water

It's comin' as no surprise

That I'm doin' alright

They're even gonna check my fingerprints

But I was not and I never could be

Never could be no astronaut

Never once did I try

No, no, no I never could be no astronaut

And I did not and I could not

Change my name to Charlemagne