Status Report

The Intermix Chamber and Containment Field are stable

I'll get to the Warp Core and assess its state when I'm able

Why?

Where is that music coming from?

Not from anywhere on the ship

Apologies, the most confounding thing

I appear to be singing (I have sick bay for you, sir)

Most unusual, so peculiar

We can confirm there're no injuries, just the daily mundane

A headache, a splinter

A left ankle sprain

It's happening again

Why are we singing?

Apologies, the most confounding thing

We appear to be singing

Most unusual, so peculiar

Lieutenant Ortegas, status report

Ortegas is at the helm

The pilot seat is my realm

We're in a field, surrounded, still, flight systems steady

Impulse engines ready

At the console, systems initializing

Life support robust, now finalizing

We'll check inertial dampers and see if they're hampered

All is okay

It appears that all is okay

Security detects no threats

We'll do a personnel overhaul, no decks unchecked

All tactical functions are steady

Phaser banks, deflector shields, all at the ready

Apologies, the most confounding thing (Apologies, the most confounding thing)

We appear to be singing

Most unusual, so peculiar (Apologies, the most confounding thing)

Apologies, the most confounding thing (We appear to be singing)

Most unusual, so peculiar

All systems stable (All systems stable)

All systems stable (All systems stable)

All systems stable (All systems stable)

All systems stable (All systems stable)

But why are we singing?