Single at a Wedding

Fifth wedding in seven months

Another bridesmaid dress I’ll never touch

Again

I must be a real good friend

Thank god for free champagne

I hope it gets me through this thing

It’s so depressing

Being single at a wedding

Cause

Everybody’s always asking you

When you’re gonna get married, too

But I don't even have a boyfriend

So probably not anytime soon

Here’s a toast to the bride and groom

I’m just so happy for you

Looks like you’re in heaven

And I’m single at a wedding

I was wishing that I could leave

When this guy came and sat down next to me

And asked

“How long you think they’ll last?”

I kinda laughed and said “that’s rude”

But I kinda like your attitude

Boy, I’m guessing you’re single at a wedding

Chorus:

I bet

Everybody’s always asking you

When you’re gonna get married, too

But you don’t even have a girlfriend

So probably not anytime soon

Here’s a toast to the bride and groom

We’re just so happy for you

Looks like you’re in heaven

And we’re single at a wedding

We can dance

We can drink

Trade our numbers on a napkin

Maybe we don’t have to be

Single at the next one

God, I hope there ain’t a next one

Cause everybody’s always asking you

When you’re gonna get married, too

But I don't even have a boyfriend

So probably not anytime soon

Here’s a toast to the bride and groom

Have fun on your honeymoon

We’re a match made in heaven

Two singles at a wedding

Let’s ditch this reception

And not be single at a wedding