Marriage

Marriage

When will I get married?

'Cause I'm technically married to the church

The church, the church, the church, the church, the church

The church

Marriage

Nothing rhymes with marriage

Nothing worth saying rhymes with marriage (Except for garage)

In the garage

I keep all of my books and pencils

I keep all my favourite pens

Oh, but I'm running out of friends

To send these letters to, how about you?

Would you like me to send ya a letter?

Marriage

When will I get married?

'Cause I'm technically married to the job

The job, the job, the job, the job, the job

The job!

Marriage

Nothing rhymes with marriage

Nothing worth thinking rhymes with marriage (Except for carriage)

The horse and carriage

I rented by the hour to take me to the meeting about nuclear power

I think we're getting somewhere and we'd all agree

I haven't been this happy since 2003

Love Actually is all around

Marriage

I am not embarrassed by the love I have for you

And if you speak another language I'll learn another language, whoo-hoo

I hope it's Spanish

I speak a little Spanish

I speak a little Spanish all day

Spanish, I speak a little Spanish

I speak a little Spanish (Olé)

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm just no good

He's just no good

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm bad

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm just no good

He's just no good

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm bad

At loving, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing to you

But you, (You) you, (You) you, (You) yeah you, you, (You)

You look lovely

Marriage

We'll fill the days with marriage, we'll fill the nights with marriage as well

Marriage

If I could marry marriage I'd be married as hell

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm just no good

He's just no good

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm bad

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm just no good

He's just no good

Surprise, surprise

The mother of the bride will say I'm bad