Microwave

Dear people of the universe

Bluebells are purple, Greenland's not green

My pinkie's not pink, so what does it mean?

Roses are red, but my name's not Dave

Are you drunk?

I'm not drunk

Microwave

Do you know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I'm saying?

Lying on the kitchen floor

I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more

Wait, sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call me pretty?

You must be mistaken

Or talking to a mirror

Sorry, I'm bad at words

Maths is yellow and science is blue

Marmite's gross and so are you

Scotland isn't real, Nicholas Cage isn't either

Yesterday I made friends with a spider

O-M-G

Lying on the kitchen flooring

I bet you think that I'm boring

Wait, sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call me pretty?

You must be mistaken

Or talking to a mirror

'Cause you're telling lies

You're so stupid

I'm going ra-ba-ba-ba-da, da-da

Ah-ba-ba-ba-da, da-da-da-da

Wait, sorry, I zoned out

What did you just say?

Did you just call me pretty?

Wow

Yeah, la, la-la, la-la-la

Sorry, I'm so bad at this

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you

I put my heart inside a microwave

A microwave, a microwave