Scumbag/Wetrag

There he sits on the couch

Never knowing just

What he's on about

Says his life's a crying shame

Could've had it all

Didn't want the fame

And he fights with any

One who doubts his

Credibility

I think I heard someone say

He's a scumbag

He's a wet rag

Hear him talk on the phone

Doesn't mind that he's

Living all alone

Says he could've had a wife

Just too many to choose

Didn't have the time

And he fights with any

One who doubts his

Credibility

I think I heard someone say

He's a scumbag

He's a wet rag

He's a red flag

He's a scumbag

And he's making his way

All across the USA

Watch him drink at the bar

Doesn't say too much

Staring from afar

Says this place ain't the same

Could've had it all

Didn't want the fame

He's a scumbag

He's a wet rag

He's a red flag

He's a scumbag