I Hate Boston

I was just a tourist

You got to be a big hometown hero

Made you feel important

Still stuck in your high school yearbook

Why'd we have to cover so much ground?

You showed me around

As far as I'm concerned, they should just burn the whole city down

How'd you make me hate Boston?

It's not its fault that

You don't love me

Had its charm but it lost it

It's not its fault

Just a casualty

And casual's the way you chose to leave

Hid me in your basement

God forbid, you're not the center of attention

Family confrontation

Probably started 'cause my name was mentioned

I heard your father's sleeping on the couch

He sure got around

As far as I'm concerned, they should just burn the whole city down

How'd you make me hate Boston?

It's not its fault that

You don't love me

Had its charm but it lost it

It's not its fault

Just a casualty

How'd you make me hate Boston?

The whole thing is haunted

How do you sleep?

Oh, when you held me hostage

You must be exhausted

Don't you miss me?

And casual's the way you chose to leave

And you're all over every single street