Dick Cavett

We were fourteen we were horny as hell

and so in love

Didn't have a clue all we could do was

kiss and rub

I was fumblin' around with my

girlfriends girdle

Ten mile sprint over a five foot hurdle

And I couldn't find the hook

on her Playtex bra strap

Went to the kitchen for a bowl of Apple Jacks

Ice cold shower in the midnight hour

We just held hands and watched Dick Cavett

Found the key to her dads liquor locker

and drank it up

We started dancing on the front lawn when the cops showed up

When the popo left we rolled around

in the yard

Back in the day it was so damn hard

When it's foreplay all day

Gonna be a price to pay

Roses are red balls are blue

I was in deep shit till I got with you

(I was in deep shit till I got with you)

Fumblin' around with my girlfriends girdle

Ten mile sprint over a five foot hurdle

(Yeah yeah)