Late Night Ent. (title screen)

And now, for the first time ever

Recorded in front of a live studio audience

It's Late Night Entertainment

Ladies and gentlemen

Please give a warm round of applause for your host, Stibs

Aw thank you! Thank you! You're too kind

Let's get started, shall we

Welcome to the Stibs Show

It's Late Night Entertainment

If you're late now you know

It's been a long road but we made it 

The debut

Take two

A few mistakes but we made do

All the pain and the glory

Based on a true story

I'd get my kicks and pop champagne

But alcohol doesn't agree with me at all

I pop a couple pills for the pain

I had a few hard falls and a couple more close calls

I'd get my kicks from cocaine

But if I fuck around and take even one sniff

I'll nose dive off a cliff and I'm screwed

So I'll get my kicks out of you

We certainly have a great show here for you tonight folks

And we're excited to get underway

Your support means the world

As we prepare for a spectacular first season

It looks a little different than originally planned

But we're here all the same

Give it up one more time for Late Night Entertainment

Welcome to the Stibs Show

It's Late Night Entertainment

If you're late now you know

It's been a long road but we made it 

The debut

Take two

A few mistakes but we made do

All the pain and the glory

Based on a true story