Yuppie Man

I went to med school, flunked out on day one

Bought all my textbooks and then I lost them

I went to lawyer school, became a lawyer

I go to Cape Cod, I’m a lobster boiler

I stay up all night, play Call of Duty

I got a fat wife with a small booty

I went to Asia with a work friend

I bought some nunchucks and then I lost them

Yeah yeah we’re yuppies now

Eat two brunches every Sunday now

Yeah we like it

Yeah we love it

I never read my emails, not even just a little bit

I’m a yuppie, so please don’t bug me

Unless you wanna talk about money

‘Cause all us yuppies, yeah we like money

We spend it if it’s cloudy or it’s sunny

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I’m the Yuppie Man

I love my car and I hate my wife

Got some new shoes, they’re my whole my damn life

I love my job, that’s where I take my naps

I got a whole closet full of baseball caps

Got a purebred bulldog that I don’t walk

You should shut up now so I can talk

Did I mention I’m on TikTok?

I message people there that my wife doesn’t know

Here we go, guitar solo time!

Oh, a very short solo, okay

I’m a yuppie, please don’t bug me

Unless you wanna talk about money

‘Cause all us yuppies, yeah we like money

We spend it if it’s cloudy or it’s sunny

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I’m the Chubby Man