Kaput

Back when I was summering in Brussels

I fell in love with Martin and his muscles

My heart got pumping every time he flexed

It's fair to say that I was overcome by what came next

Turns out he wasn't all that strong in bed

And that is when I turned to him and said

"We've gone kaput

Now we're kaput

Once our desire burnt like a fire

But now there's nothing left but soot

We had a laugh or two

But now the laughter is through

My dear, I fear that we're kaput"

Once I took a lover up in Munich

Who made my prior beau look like a eunuch

Soon we were making romance 'round the clock

But soon, alas I tired of his cockamamie talk

You see, the man had nothing in his head

And so one night I'd had enough and said

"We've gone kaput

Now we're kaput

Your rear's sublime, but now it's time

It got a visit from my foot

We had a fine affair

But please get out of mein hair

My dear, I fear it's clear that we're kaput"

"We've gone kaput (We've gone kaput)

Now we're kaput (Now we're kaput)

Once our desire burnt like a fire

But now there's nothing left but soot

We had a fine affair

But please get out of mein hair

My dear, I fear that we're kaput"

(Kaput)

(Kaput)

(Kaput)

(Kaput)