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I don't really like karate
I don't wanna hit nobody
All this talk of self-defense
I'd rather try to talk some sense
There's a boy I know in homeroom
Other boys make fun of him
He'd rather sing with the girls in chorus
Then hang out with the boys in gym
I didn't understand the reason
When he passed me the other day
Why his lips and nose were bleedin'
Why three boys ran the other way
So I followed them where they were runnin'
To a corner of the school playground
Where the honeysuckle climbs the fences
Where there's nobody else around
I politely asked them why they did it
I told them that it didn't seem fair
He always helped me out in algebra
That's what a fist came through the air
That punch caught me on my shoulder
I never had a chance to run
Three bigger boys just started swingin'
Three bigger boys against just one
I'm sorry that I tore my jacket
When I made the first boy slip
I'm sorry that the second one's teeth
Found their way through his bottom lip
Never meant to make the third one
Pee his brand new khaki pants
Curled up in a ball before me
I'm sorry 'bout that circumstance
I don't mind this week's detention
I look out where my schoolmates play
See the singin' boy head high walkin'
See the other boys clear the way
I don't really like karate
Written by: Vance Gilbert