Welsh Weather Heather

Im in the shit welsh weather

And I'm never feeling better

Its the best day of my life

Im gonna find

A girl named heather

Gonna kiss her

Gonna let her know I love her

And she'll be my wife

So I walk the walk

And I talk the talk

And I take a sip of your drink

Im in the shit welsh weather

And im never feeling better

Because I dont know how to think

Cause im fucked

So theres fuck all to do

Ill do a cone or maybe two

And ill run away from the police

And its cold out here

And I thought I brought a jacket

But I didnt bring a fleece

So I walk, I walk

Down to the station, station

Cause I thought I left it there

But I think ill just stay home

As some cunts took it off my chair

And im cold

(Oh im cold)

So I walk the walk

And I talk the talk

And I take a sip of your drink

Im in the shit welsh weather

And im never feeling better

Because I dont know how to think

Because video sites

Are getting better and better

So I stay inside by bed

It do not matter the weather

Because video sites

Are getting better and better

So I stay inside by bed

It do not matter the weather

Because video sites

Are getting worse and worse

I dont wanna be alive

I wanna leave in a hearse

But im to fucking scared

To let this world rehearse

A world without me

Is not better its just

Worse

And worse

And worse

So I walk the walk

And I talk the talk

And I take a sip of your drink

Im in the shit welsh weather, and im never feeling better

Because I dont know how to think