King for a Day

Started at the age of four

My mother went to the grocery store

Went sneaking through her bedroom door

To find something in a size one

Sugar and spice and everything nice

Wasn’t made for only girls

GI JOE in pantyhose

Is making room for the one and only

King for a day! Princess by dawn

King for a day! In a leather thong

King for a day! Princess by dawn

Just wait ‘til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy

He thinks I’m not a real man

Who put the drag in the drag queen

Don’t knock it until you try it

Sugar and spice and everything nice

Wasn’t made for only girls

GI JOE in pantyhose

Is making room for the one and only

King for a day! Princess by dawn

King for a day! In a leather thong

King for a day! Princess by dawn

Just wait ‘til all the guys get a load of me

Sugar and spice and everything nice

Wasn’t made for only girls

GI JOE in pantyhose

Is making room for the one and only

King for a day! Princess by dawn

King for a day! In a leather thong

King for a day! Princess by dawn

King for a day! In a leather thong

King for a day! Princess by dawn

King for a day! In a leather thong

King for a day! Princess by dawn

Just wait ‘til all the guys

Just wait ‘til all the guys

Just wait ‘til all the guys get a load of me