Ready

Three, two, one, go!

You're having a baby

Well done for that

You're gonna take care of the kids

And that is that

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

You don't mind the sex

A-but you mind the gender

And I am sorry for the fact that your child has a trans-a-gender

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

(Go, go, go, go, go!)

It's such a surprise (surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)

What a surprise! (Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)

You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)

You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)

It's such a surprise (surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)

What a surprise! (Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise)

You're missing the signs (the signs, the signs, the signs, the signs)

You missed all the signs! (The signs!)

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready? (Ready, ready, ready, ready)

Are you ready for me?

Are you ready, ready?

Are you not ready for me?