Lodi Dodi

Yeah, gotta say what's up to my ****, Slick Rick

For those who don't like it, eat a dick

But for those who with me, sing that shit

As it go a little something like this

Lodi dodi, we likes to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're just some **** who're on the mic

And when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic, right

For all my dogs keepin' y'all in health

Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself

'Cause it's cool when ya cause a cozy condition in

Which we create, 'cause that's our mission

So, listen close to what we say

Because this types of shit happens every day

I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning

I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and

Went to the bathroom to wash up

I threw some soap on my face and put my hands upon a cup

And said, "Uhm, mirror mirror, on the wall

Who is the top dawg of them all?"

There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard"

Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf

Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale

And then I got the file for my fingernails

I'm true to the style on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new doggy underwear

For all the bitches I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and Cool Water cologne

Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks

Threw on my white socks with my all-blue Chucks

Stepped out the house, stopped short, "Oh, no"

I went back in, "I forgot my Indo"

Then I dilly, dally, I ran through a alley

I bumped into this smoker named Sally from the Valley

This was a girl playin' hard to get

So I said, "What's wrong?" 'Cause she looked upset

She said, uhm

"It's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad and blue

You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days

I love you so, how much, you'll never know

'Cause you took your dope away from me"

Damn, now what was I to do?

She's cryin' over me and she was feelin' blue

I said, "Uhm, don't cry, dry your eye

And here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother steps, then says to me, "Hi"

Decked Sally in the face, and punched her in the eye

Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Something was wrong, I said, "What was going on?"

I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her"

She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either"

She grabbed me closely, by my socks

And so I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks

But, uhm, they gave chase, they caught up quick

They started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick

And sayin'

"Why don't you give me a play?

So we can break it down the Long Beach way

And if you give me that okay

I'll give you all my love today

Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways

Doggy Dog, your love is here to stay"

And on and on and on, she kept goin'

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up," so I gave her a hit

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, bitch"

She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin'

I says, "I'm nineteen," she says, "Stop lyin'"

I says, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

Yeah, uh

Tick-tock, ya don't stop

And to the

Ah, tick-tock, and ya don't quit

Yeah, tick-tock and ya don't stop

And to the

Ah, tick-tock, and ya don't quit

Bi-atch