Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Me and my best friends
We love jerkin' off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
[Verse 2]
No masturbatin', no fornicatin', ejaculatin'
No prostate playin', no semen sprayin' for thirty days
No Nut November, can't bust till December
Can't spank my turkey, can't do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
[Verse 3]
Can't use no juries
Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can't go returnin' to November 1st, December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clean like a crystal
Yo, Freddie, bring in the chorus, what's up?
[Verse 4]
Fuck my dick
I'ma chop it off
I ain't cum in no boots
Fuck the cops
I don't care what they say
My cum will always stay
In my big fat balls
They ain't small
I would love to cum on them all
[Verse 5]
But I can't, it's a chant to the silly old God
Make me cum when it comes, when the time is right
Won't put up a fight, let my nut sack hang
My balls are in pain, my girl too hot
Wish I could fuck a lot, but I can't, it's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse, wait till the fuckin' 1st
Tsunami from my body, bitch, I can't wait
Till I masturbate, it's my only fate
[Verse 6]
Ho, I ain't spankin' no monkey
Ho, I ain't chokin' no chicken
Ho, I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God, I won't blow another load till December
[Verse 7]
Cold all winter
Throw away your lubrication
Spread the word of No Nut November through the nation
I ain't touchin' my penis, I am not grabbin' myself
On the set, I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt
Female, yeah, rollin' through the cut, tryin' not to bust
Feel it in my gut
All of my cum has somewhat turned to dust
[Verse 8]
Talk me back to September
'Cause it's No Nut November
Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper
In my sheets
I didn't mean to stimulate it
My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep
This don't even count, I didn't mean to skeet
Never beat my meat
Had to wash my sheets
'Cause I tossed all of my seeds
[Verse 9]
Me and my best friends
We love jerkin' off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
Written by: Carson Tucker, Freddie Dredd, Kill Bill the Rapper, Matt Watson
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