Wheels of Glory

The years have been tough

And no one can blame you for feeling so rough

You need a distraction

A thrill for your body and mind

So come on with me

For I know a hill in the Gloucester trees

We'll head to the top and we'll chase down some cheese

Oh yes you heard me correct

As we fly over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Up the peak and back again

Limbs are two-and-fro-in'

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Edam, brie and cheddar boys

Just keep that cheese a-rolling

It's hard at the top, so stretch out your hamstrings and pull up your socks

And if you should fall may the landing be soft on your bones

Hear victory's call it sound like a siren across stony walls

The greatest of all you could roll down that slope

A living legend a beacon of hope

We'll make our mothers proud

As we fly over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Up the peak and back again

Limbs are two-and-fro-in'

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Edam, brie and cheddar boys

Just keep that cheese a-rolling

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Up the peak and back again

Limbs are two-and-fro-in'

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Edam, brie and cheddar boys

Just keep that cheese a-rolling

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Up the peak and back again

Limbs are two-and-fro-in'

Over stone and over fern

Down the backs were going

Edam, brie and cheddar boys

Roquefort, mozarella boys

Jarslberg, stilton, feta boys

Keep that cheese a-rolling