The Wedding List

No, I'll never give the hunt up

And I won't muck it up

Somehow this is it, I knew

Maybe fate wants you dead too

We've come together in the very same room

And I'm comin' for you

Do you think I'd ever let ya

Get away with it, huh?

He swooned in warm maroon

There's gas in your barrel and I'm flooded with doom

You've made a wake of our honeymoon

And I'm comin' for you

All of the headlines said "Passion crime

Newly weds, groom shot dead

Mystery man, God help the bride

She's a widow, all in red

With his red still wet"

She said

I'll put him on the wedding list

I'll put him on the wedding list

I'll get him and I will not miss

And now, as I'm comin' for you

All I see is Rudi

I die with him, again and again

And I'll feel good in my revenge

I'm gonna fill your head with lead

And I'm comin' for you

And when it's all over you'll roll over

The butt of my gun

One in your belly, and one for Rudi

You got what you gave by the heel of my booty

Bang-bang, out like an old cherootie

I'm comin' for you

All of the headlines said "Passion crime"

"Newly weds, groom shot dead"

"Mystery man, God help the bride"

She's a widow, all in red

With his red still wet"

But she sure got him on the wedding list

I got him on the wedding list

I got him and I will not miss

I pinned him on the wedding list

After she shot the guy

She committed suicide

I'm comin', Rudi

And later, when they analyzed

They found a little one inside

It must have been Rudi's child

I shot shot shot him, honey

Never mind, she got the guy

He hit the ground, Rudi

An eye for an eye

Ashes to ashes

An eye for an eye

I hit him, hit him

An eye for an eye

Rudi

An eye for an eye

Rudi

I'm coming, coming, coming, honey

An eye for an eye

Rudi