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Max Bennett Kelly - Happy, Healthy, Well-Adjusted (Official Visualizer)
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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Max Bennett Kelly
Max Bennett Kelly
Performer
Marcello Renato Mottola II
Marcello Renato Mottola II
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Marcello Renato Mottola II
Marcello Renato Mottola II
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Max Bennett Kelly
Max Bennett Kelly
Producer
Marcus Moore
Marcus Moore
Producer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted
So when Chris took shots of vodka, he looked disgusted (Oh, he looked)
And that's why Blake's at UPS and Logan busses, oh, oh, oh
Oh, all my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted (Oh, ayy)
(Fuckin' A)
[Chorus]
I watch Naruto on my ex-girlfriends Netflix
When I have casual sex, I wear my grandma's necklace
Another notch on my belt, cross off my father's checklist
I don't wake up at all, I just eat my breakfast
[PostChorus]
What the fuck do you think? Way too loud
You're playing the bass, the pool water is vibrating
You guys made fun of my fucking wife
It's not cool
[Verse 2]
All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted
Look how Ryan's full-time offer was interrupted (Woah, woah, woah)
And I know Taylor dated Matt, we don't discuss it
She don't owe me a thing
Oh-woah, all my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted
[Chorus]
So can you tell me why
I watch Naruto on my ex-girlfriends Netflix?
When I have casual sex, I wear my grandma's necklace
Another notch on my belt, cross off my father's checklist
I don't wake up at all, I just eat my breakfast
[Outro]
All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted
Written by: Marcello Mottola, Marcello Renato Mottola II

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