Dog Man

Hey

Why don't we sew the dog's head on to the cop's body?

I've heard a lot of sick ideas in my time

But yours is the greatest idea I've ever heard

Let's do this

Yay

We took the head of a dog

And the body of a cop

Cop

Cop

Cop

Cop

We were messing with nature

But nobody said stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

Stop

We sewed a dog head on a cop bod

We were scientists who were playing God

Got a cop frame and a dog brain

Kinda sounds wrong, even insane

He opened his eyes, he was silent and solemn

Is he dog?

Is he man?

Only one thing to call him

He's a Dog Man, he's better than he was

His head is fuzzy, but his body is the fuzz

Dog Man, just look at him go

He's part dog, part man, all hero

Who's a good cop?

Who's a good cop?

Arf?

You's a good cop

Such a good cop

Ruff

Knick-knack paddy-whack

Give the cop a bone jack

Sewed back

Wiggity-whack

Body like

Kojack

And soon, a brand-new crime biting sensation was unleashed

And so he took to the streets

He took to the streets

He was workin' for the force

Force

Force

Force

Force

He had a nose for justice

And for other things, of course

Stop sniffin' my butt

With his dog sense and his man body

He could catch crooks who were bein' naughty

Rats

I unwittingly created the greatest cop of ever

Book 'em, Dog Man

You'll never take me

Then he caught Petey by his cat tail

Threw that cat burglar into cat jail

No

Yeah

My villainous plan

How could anyone foil it?

He's a star

He's a dream

He just drank from my toilet

He's a Dog Man, he's such a perfect blend

As dog and man, he's his own best friend

He's a Dog Man, just look at him go

He's part pooch, part guy, all—

Help

Someone is stealing the little plastic treasure chests from all the fish tanks in the city

What kind of monster would commit such a totally insignificant crime?

It is I, Flippy

Flippy?

Look upon this fishy face of evil

You're no match for Dog Man

Who's a good cop?

Who's a good cop?

Woof

You'll have to catch me first, canine crusader

Sic 'em, boy

He's a good cop

Such a good cop

Oh, Dog Man, you're our only hope

Dog Man, we're at the end of our rope

Catch that evil fishy tyrant

Don't stop for no fire hydrant

He's on the run, never, ever slowin'

Went up a mountain where it was snowin'

No

This cold temperature is freezing the water in my bowl

And in that freezing mountain paradise

He put that rotten fish on ice

I'll get you, Dog Man

If it's the last thing I—

Flippy is frozen

Hooray

He saved us all from the clutches of death

What a prize

What a joy

What is up with your breath?

He's a Dog Man, he's the cop that we need

He's a one man mutt, he's a brand new breed

He's a Dog Man, just look at him go

He's part dog, part man, all hero

All hero

All—

Here, boy

Wait

Stop, no, stop

Down, boy, down

Cut it out

Hey, get off of me

Stop

Bad doggy

All hero