Sex on a Lady

You wanna do sex, but you're filled with doubt

What if my peener gets shy and nothing comes out?

Just remember what I told you when you're feeling afraid

Even that guy Forest Gump, he once got laid

I wanna do sex on a lady

But I'm not really sure I can

Make my peener puke like a baby

But there's a couple things I don't understand

Do like the birds do the bees

And make my wee wee sneeze in a lady

Come on Steve, you gotta believe in yourself, baby

Okay, I'm confident now!

I'll spiff up my little fellow, make it stand up proud

And when my cherry pops it's going to be awesomely loud

I'll chew on her hair, I'll lick on her face

Then I'll go number three in the lady place

I'm gonna do sex on a lady

And that lady's gonna do sex on me

We'll be just like a mommy and daddy

Yeah, we're gonna touch parts where we pee

We're gonna fill each other with goo

Play hide the sausage (and maybe some bacon too)

I'm not gonna stop 'til I'm through doing sex on a lady