The Spectrum of Sexuality

The modern world's a sexual cornucopia

We take comfort knowing if we're this or that

No longer simply straight or gay

There's a mind-boggling array

And we all are searching for a home to hang our boner's hat

Let's begin with the simple androsexual

That's an any-gendered person who fucks men

But if there's a part-time dickin' and also ladies you'll be sticking

Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM

Now should you require romance to get you into no pants

Then a demisexual is what you'd be

And the omnisexual or pan will bed all genders, understand?

While polysexuals don't fuck all just two or three

Yes, siree on the spectrum of sexuality

So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody?

I don't believe it

Oh, yeah? Try me

I sashayed like a nancy boy to make the ladies shriek

A gender-normative gynophile with a homophobic streak

I was a femme androgenoid from a distant outer space

A polysexual gender non-conformist textbook case

I died from drugs and heartbreak forced to hide my same-sex love

I fucked ladies who fucked ladies who fucked me

Hm, a classic closeted bisexual and a philandering cisgen male

There's a name for anything

You care to be, don't you see?

On the spectrum of sexuality

Some prefer to be alone when they get naughty

They're only turned on by the sight of their own body

Well, it's logical as it's lexical they're simply autosexual

Like, oh, so many more from sea to sea

Whatever horny predilection

Makes you wet or prompts erection

It's all there, on the spectrum of sexuality