Life Is a F****d up Mess

Love doesn't last forever, it will die and break your heart

And you can't have a sexual awakening without tearin' lives apart

Take your mom for granted and you'll lose her in due time

The only way to dull life's pain is get stoned out of your mind

Woo

Life is a fucked up mess

Life is a fucked up mess

Life is a fucked up mess

Oh, it's a shit show

Never share your feelings or life will kick you in the face

Sometimes everything moves so fast, you throw up all over the place

Children grow up and abandon you to die broken and alone

Scallops take ya to paradise, but your asshole will atone

Woo

Life is a fucked up mess

People are horrible

Life is a fucked up mess

Life is a fucked up mess

Oh, it's a shit show

It's all just heartbreak and misery

Life is a fucked up mess

Woo

Life is a fucked up mess

No one is truly happy

Life is a fucked up mess

And it doesn't get any better when you're dead

Ha, ha, ha