Not If You Were the Last Junkie On Earth

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe

But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain

You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say

In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah

So passe, nowadays

You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay

In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah, ah, ah

Heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey, hey, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey