The Rascal Is Back

Well howdy, y’all

Did ya miss me?

Go on and say I told you so

Yeah now I know the straight life is a no go

I was wrong

I tried to get domesticated

But yesterday I finally couldn’t take it

And I was gone!

I probably shoulda told my wife

But the minute I saw the light

I just dug out my boots and threw out the fanny pack

Sold the van and got my old Harley back

Cranked up the bike and flew out the cul-de-sac

Straight to the nearest bar

I put AC/DC on the jukebox, Back in Black

Got so drunk I’s singing like a maniac

Smoked so much I ‘bout had a heart attack

So it’s a fact…the rascal is back

It got bad

Ain’t gonna lie

I dressed up in a suit and tie

Pulled out the driveway seven forty five

Yeah, in the morning!

She started having baby fever

She made me trade my Harley for a Kia

Oh, help me Lord!

I saw my reflection in the minivan

And thought this ain’t who I am

CHORUS (So I dug out… I woke up in someone’s yard)

It’s crossed my mind that I’m a fool

For leaving all I had

But then I think about a beer

And boy I sure am glad…that I

CHORUS (Dug out my boots…so hang onto your hats)