Stuck in the Middle with You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Lose control, yeah I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothin'

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on your back and say, please, please oh

I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think I can take it no more

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you, yeah

Well, you started off with nothin'

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawlin'

Slap you on your back and say, please, please

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

I keep wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with

Stuck in the middle with

Stuck in the middle with you

Oh now, well I'm stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, stuck in the middle with you

Oh, here I am stuck in the middle with you

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you