Buy A Bar

Here it is Wednesday

Another happy hour two-for-one

All my friends say

One day soon, that day will come

When you'll forget what's-her-name

Ain't there yet but it's headed that way

Take a lot more drinkin'

So I got to thinkin'

Might as well buy a bar

Rack 'em up, make a little money while we're drinkin' too much

Tell all my buddies, "Make yourself at home"

Lock the door and get our last call on all night

Don't it make perfect whiskey sense

To be countin' dead presidents

Instead of goin' broke tryin' to fix this broken heart

Might as well buy a bar

Guess I put enough quarters in that old jukebox tonight

That I oughta own ‘er, it already feels like mine

Girl, I've kept these neon

Lights lit up since you been gone

I kept it on idle

All we're missing's the title

Might as well buy a bar

Rack 'em up, make a little money while we're drinkin' too much

Tell all my buddies, "Make yourself at home"

Lock the door and get our last call on all night

Don't it make perfect whiskey sense

To be countin' dead presidents

Instead of goin' broke tryin' to fix this broken heart

Might as well buy a bar

Yeah, I won't have to go home

I could stay right here

Just sit and drink you gone

And never run out of beer

Might as well buy a bar

Rack 'em up, make a little money while we're drinkin' too much

Tell all my buddies, "Make yourself at home"

Lock the door and get our last call on all night, all night

Don't it make perfect whiskey sense

To be countin' dead presidents

Instead of goin' broke tryin' to fix this broken heart

Might as well buy a bar

Yeah, might as well buy a bar

I might as well buy a bar