Noah Has a Problem

Noah has a problem mm-hmm

A problem with money ah-ha

A problem with change

Loose change in his pockets

He's forever leaving it

Leaving it, leaving it

Do your kids do things like that?

I bet they mind their money

Yes, Mrs. Gellman

They real good 'bout money

Mm-hmm

We have to teach Noah

We have to teach Noah

To mind his money

To handle change

So, listen

I need you to help me teach him

From now on

If you find change in his pockets

When you do the washing

Just keep it

Just keep it

If he leaves it is yours

I always find moneys he leave in his pockets

Pennies, nickels

They go in the bleach cup

I gives his money back to him

I don't wanna take pennies from a baby, Mrs. Gellman

Give him a whuppin'

I hope she's not offended

I hope this is the right thing

Oh, brother, this is embarrassing

I know, but from now on, you keep it

I'm sure you can probably use it

Ah-ha

And Noah must learn to mind it or lose it

It'll be like a raise

Like Noah pays a share of your salary

For the cooking and the cleaning

You take such good care of us

And other people's maids are so much nicer

She never smiles

It'd be wrong to fire her

But how on earth did you stand it, Betty?

Jesus, lady, smile already!

He needs to learn consequences mm-hmm

I don't believe in whupping kids uh-uh