I'm Bad at This

I was trying to play footsie with you

I slipped my foot out of my shoe

And I tried to make eye contact with you

But you kept looking around the room

I'm bad at this. Just bad at this

What could come of touching toes?

Those who know me know:

I'm bad at this. So bad at this

I tried to say it all with my eyes

I tried so hard to give off a vibe

But you yawned at me--I could have died

And it dawned on me: I can't deny…

I'm bad at this. Just bad at this

I wanna lock eyes, and speak in code

But you seem to already know

I'm bad at this. Just bad at this.

So I guess I'm gonna keep on tryin'

To meet someone as awkward as I am

Maybe your flirting will be truly horrible

But maybe that burden will be so adorable

We'll be bad at this. Just bad at this.

Bad at this. Just bad at this.

Oooh…..