Somebody

Somebody left the gas on

Nearly burned the whole house down

Somebody forgot to feed the dog

Nearly put him in the ground

Somebody left the washing out

In the pouring rain

Now we got no clothes to wear

We’ll have to go nude again

Somebody, somebody

Who’s this somebody of whom you speak

Somebody, somebody

Must be you, coz baby it sure ain’t me

Somebody, somebody

Does this somebody have a name

Ain’t it about time that somebody took the blame

Wore the shame

Somebody forgot to push record

Now we’ve got nothin to watch

Somebody left the lights on

How much is that gonna cost

Somebody left the door unlocked

Yeah well somebody was in a rush

Somebody left the seat up

Well, somebody forgot to flush

Somebody, somebody

Who’s this somebody of whom you speak

Somebody, somebody

Must be you, coz baby it sure ain’t me

Somebody, Somebody

Does this somebody have a name

Ain’t it about time that somebody took the blame

And wore the shame

Somebody, somebody

Who could this somebody be

Somebody, somebody

It’s a mystery to me

Somebody, somebody

It’s best that we don’t know

Coz If we find out then somebody has to go

And if they leave then I’ll be left here on my own

Without somebody this house

Just ain’t no home