Hair Salon

I called up Bernadette, she had a 10 A.M

Thank God she had the time to squeeze me in

My blonde was getting brassy

My roots were coming in

I let her do the talking, let her spill the tea

I pay for the color, but the drama's free

It's usually nothing special

Nothing concerning me

Well Kacey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around

Everybody's up to something

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring

And you found the one

Now I'm heart broke

Heartbroken in a hair salon

I'm looking out the window hoping they don't see the tear in my eye

I can hardly breathe in the last place I thought you'd ever get to me

Pretend I'm listening as she goes on and on

Don't care who's selling weed to the preacher's son

I'm stuck on how you moved on

Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde

'Cause Kacey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around

Everybody's up to something

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring

And you found the one

Now I'm heart broke

Heartbroken in a hair salon

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking you'd come back around

I guess first loves don't always work out

But at least Kacey's having a baby

The high school football team won state

And it's always happy hour at the bar downtown

I might just drink till I feel nothing

I heard your name from three chairs down

They said you bought a ring

And you found the one

Never thought I'd be

Heartbroken in a hair salon

Heartbroken in a hair salon

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