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到你了啊

自摸 六餅

Come on, let's go

我天天玩那個麻將牌 每次玩都要做滿台

<span begin="21.660" end="25.403">偏偏有人拿住我的牌 害我等到很悲哀</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="25.410" end="25.739">(自摸)</span></span>

我天天玩都要天天胡 沒花沒台我做平胡

<span begin="29.889" end="33.308">希望每個人都一台胡 最後花開我臭平胡</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="33.318" end="33.727">(咋胡)</span></span>

碰碰槓再來東風槓 東風槓再來南風槓

<span begin="37.163" end="40.719">南風槓再來西風槓 一直槓槓槓槓 花上加槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="40.834" end="41.693">(偷看我的牌)</span></span>

<span begin="42.619" end="44.980">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="43.538" end="45.853">(碰槓)</span></span>

<span begin="46.260" end="48.695">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="47.188" end="49.395">(碰胡)</span></span>

<span begin="49.865" end="52.234">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="50.764" end="53.090">(碰槓)</span></span>

<span begin="53.518" end="56.279">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="54.481" end="56.719">(碰胡)</span></span>

我是 我是賭神

上家看我要我死 偏偏打牌不讓我吃

<span begin="1:18.530" end="1:22.100">下家可憐我讓他吃 偷偷收住我不給他吃</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:22.233" end="1:23.084">(找死啊)</span></span>

一台兩台再來幾個台 紅中發財跟我一起來

一索二索三索接著來 花上自摸我自己來

你拿我的牌 碰我的牌 我打到你跪地說good bye

Hold我的牌 吃我的牌 我詛咒你讓你去拜拜

<span begin="1:39.314" end="1:41.872">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:40.362" end="1:42.600">(碰槓)</span></span>

<span begin="1:43.038" end="1:45.424">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:44.012" end="1:46.209">(碰胡)</span></span>

<span begin="1:46.734" end="1:49.138">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:47.632" end="1:49.825">(碰槓)</span></span>

<span begin="1:50.367" end="1:53.128">碰碰槓</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:51.287" end="1:53.485">(碰胡)</span></span>

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 人旺我就隨便碰

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 祝你拿牌都卡隆

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 希望你會大相公

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 最後讓你輸空空

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 我旺我就隨便碰

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 給你拿牌都卡隆

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 希望你會小相公

碰碰碰碰碰碰碰 讓你輸錢輸空空

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